Oh, this will be fun!1. This Pokémon is your best friend: Cresselia
Yay! She's so pretty!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion: Burmy
Um...if you give me a raise I won't say you're ugly?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project: Spheal
Great. It's going to eat it.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you: Cascoon
HA! It can't move! I'd like to see it try
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law: Mismagius
So, my husbands a Misdreavus? Um, why does your son wear pearls?
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend: Happiny
I'm dating a baby. NOT. COOL.
7. This Pokémon is your ex: Plusle
"BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!"
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment: Palipitoad
EEEWWWW!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you: Nidoran (female)
Ow, spiny poison thingies!
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake: Castform
Meh. I don't like cheesecake
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night: Marril
AWWW! I wanna keep it!
12. This Pokémon died by your own hands: Moltres
I...I killed a legendary bird...I AM AWESOME.
13. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life: Machop
Yaaay, someone to do manual labor!
14. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories: Xatu
Sweet! I betcha its stories are all deep and stuff.
15. This Pokémon is your loving pet: Oddish
Aww, cute, but I think my dogs would eat it...
16. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist: Kakuna
...Does it use itself as the drill?
17. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day: Crustle
I...have messed up dreams...
18. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house: Seadra
Sweet, I have a pool in the basement!
19: This Pokémon will accompany you when you go see A Monster in Paris: Rattata
Betcha it'll be scared of Franc then; it's his fault rats got blamed for the black plague...(I am such a history nerd lol)
20: This Pokemon will be annoying thruout the movie: Archen
Stop cawing and SHUT UP! I wanna hear the angelflea.